Here is an amusing (but also serious) questionnaire that i found at the madina (hat tip: jannah). What would your answers be?
1. I want to get married so...
a. I can have a maid finally
b. I can have a companion in life and Deen
c. I can start on my family of ten
d. I can finally get in good with INS
2. The type of movie I would go see would be...
b. LOTR and The Last Samurai
c. Jihad is a real life movie
d. Anything with excessive sex and violence
3. I find Rumi to be...
a. A crazy Dervish
b. Interesting and wise
c. Who's that?
d. The greatest Shaikh of all time
4. I am...
5. I am looking for a girl who...
a. Cooks a mean Biryani
b. Is a good Muslim
c. Looks like Aishwariya Rai
d. Can give birth every year
6. Feminists are...
a. all evil
b. some good, some bad
c. all lesbians
d. really men under cover
7. Muslim girls shouldn't be out after Maghrib because...
a. She should be in the house
b. This is a trick question
c. She should already be at the local club
d. It isn't safe to be out that late
8. If my wife asks me if she looks fat I'd say...
a. Well, you do look as if you put on a few dear.
b. You're beautiful to me.
c. Make an excuse, run away and don't look back.
d. You always look fabulous honey even if obese!
9. I think the West is...
a. Inherently evil
b. Problematic, but has potential
c. The Khalifah waiting for OBL
d. Jannat on earth
10. I am Muslim because..
a. My parents are
b. I choose to be
c. Muslim girls are so hot
d. Pakistan Zindabad
11. I am contacting you so that/because...
a. I can mack some hotties
b. It could be a way to find someone good
c. I'm a fob and you seem so cool
d. My mom made me
12. The place I'd rather be right now...
a. A penthouse apartment with impressive gadgets
b. A cool forest full of silent sunlight
c. A warm beach with lots of people
d. At an intimate dinner for two with my gf/ex
13. I want to marry you because...
a. Heck, you're famous
b. Gee, you're just awesome
c. I'm kind of desperate
d. I heard u got some bling bling